PUT THE WOMEN AND CHILDREN TO BED

Today's blog entry will be concerning the topic of brass balls technology. The new editing suite arrived today. It's an Apple tower that cost 1 trillion USD. It comes with a diesel generator, an artificial intelligence entity named Cindy, and a blackhawk helicopter equipped with dual Gatling guns. Morgan also had a server put in it. I don't exactly know what that means but I think it has something to do with the raw power to manipulate world financial markets and predict global weather patterns twenty years in advance. As you see in the top photo, Morgan is tittering with unharnassed glee. He pooped his jumper soon after this photo was taken. I'm also getting familiar with my HDV editing device, which is necessary, but lacks the outrageous sensationalism of seeing Morgan's 28 inches of glass and aluminum come glowing to life.

What's that Cindy? Ok be right there. Gotta go guys. Peace out. yo yo yo.